If you know me ever so slightly, you probably knew I was coming with this post up. I love a good nail….I love nail art and all it gobbles up, from short n’ long nails, natural and acrylic, all colors and aesthetics to all shapes, sizes and all that good stuff. Why do women paint their nails? clue; it has nothing to do with men. The vast majority of women’s style decisions are made for themselves and not for the opposite sex, women do things for the same reason men made do things; to please themselves, and not to atrophy from the fact that sometimes it’s to impress their friends, occasionally to impress other women(but that’s besides the point) the point is, its mainly for themselves and its really not that deep. Case, I do believe, closed!
You guys know I hope, how much this column appreciates a little banter. It is you the people that make it worthwhile so believe me when I say tearfully clutching my Oscar that it pains me to criticise the norm and as celebrities are so found of saying these days, ‘I must live my art in truth”. Sorry Peter if I sound grating don’t take it personally, you are merely the watergate to my woodward and Bernstein…. perhaps you are starting to sense a message here, am I being too subtle? I will spell it out as I must expose what really going on here.